The facts are dry, simple and clear: Mr. Brown answered his home phone, picked it up, and immediately disappeared into thin air. Now everyone is asking – what the hell happened?

The story begins with a phone ringing. It ended with a small cloud of dust scattering in the living room. No one knows if there is a connection between the things, and whether the honorable gentleman has run into an embarrassing quantum malfunction.

Police investigators identified the source of the call: a bored elderly woman who often teased people on the phone with the well remembered “Do you have tap water?” and of course the infamous “your cat is sitting on my fence”. Whatever it was, it turned out that it has nothing to do with the evaporation of poor Mr. Brown (or with a fence, for that matter).

Scientists of various types visited the house, measured measurements and tested and hypothesized, but not a single molecule of Mr. Brown has been found.

Only after the phone in his house rang again and one of the investigators went to answer and also evaporized in front of all present, did everyone understand what had happened.

It turned out that the solution had been lying in front of them all that time, and that it had nothing to do with the phone.

The damn device was simply lying next to Mr. brown’s dragon.