A reseach made by well-known college found that drinking 4 glasses of water a day drastically affects your chances of being run over by a truck. All the details inside.
Have you been told that drinking water is important? That it is critical for your health? That if you do not drink, a policeman will come? Think again.
A study from a well-known college determined that drinking 4 glasses of water a day reduces the chance of dehydration, thus increasing the chance that you will leave the house at some point instead of being buried at the closest grave.
Such an exit from the house increases the probability that you will eventually cross the road, and in direct conclusion it increases your chances of being run over, among other things, by a truck.
The study did not determine what type of truck it was.
One researcher hinted that it would be worthwhile to occasionally look left and right before crossing the road. Another investigator drank 4 glasses of water and was unfortunately run over to death, so we could not get his response.
Further studies from around the world confirm these results.
Researchers from Lapland have gone out of their way and claimed that drinking 4 glasses of water causes the evil eye, especially during full moon nights, when emotional fog covers the moist soil, tears softly, and an expression of horror in its imaginary eyes. However, statistically the study has a significance of 0.07, so a large part of the scientific community did not accept the conclusions as published.
Researchers from Istanbul have argued that drinking a lot can cause urination, and therefore causes the rising of water levels which causes floods, in which huge trucks are washed away by the powerful current and crush everything in their path.
Researchers from a small university in Maseru, the capital of Lesotho, have warned that drinking 4 glasses of water a day can do much more harm. People who survive because they drink water regularly can cause harm not only to themselves. They are able to drop a piano on the head of an innocent passerby, commit a massacre and even go to war. Researchers called living people a “ticking bomb.”
The most amazing study was conducted in the Pacific Ocean, and included a truck, 4 glasses of water and a brave experimenter. He was run over after drinking 3 glasses so the study could not be completed.