7 good reasons to give up

Feeling that everything is a waste of time? You’re probably right. With these insights you can give up effortlessly. 1. A million years from now, there will be no documentation that you have ever existed The truth is that within a few decades of your death, you will no longer exist in the memory of […]Read More

Conquered Everest at 97, but got bored of the scenery

“The journey, not the destination, matters” – said the poet and playwright T. S. Elliott. Tell that to Joachim Splitz who preferred to make the fast way down Joachim Splitz celebrated his birthday about a month ago, when the children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren had to watch him try in vain to blow out 97 candles. […]Read More

Answered the phone – and dissipated

None of the family members of Aaron Brown imagined how an evening that began with an innocent phone call would end. The facts are dry, simple and clear: Mr. Brown answered his home phone, picked it up, and immediately disappeared into thin air. Now everyone is asking – what the hell happened? The story begins […]Read More

8 amazing places you have to visit before you die

You may not have time to enjoy the memories of this vacation, but maybe your next of kin will be able to tell about it in the obituary You always wanted to visit Sicily, but suddenly realized you had a knife stuck in your neck? Have you always dreamed of taking your family on a […]Read More

Bitten to death by 117 kittens

The only thing worse than being preyed upon by kittens is to win the grand prize in the lottery and then be preyed upon by kittens. Bernard S. Hole ended his life last night in a particularly horrific way. It all started when Mr. Hole returned from another day of work as a sand grain […]Read More

How to summon the Devil in 6 simple steps

After it was scientifically proven to exist, here is the fastest and most effective way to summon Satan just to say hello and thank you for everything. Beelzebub has not paid a visit for a long time, and maybe he just doesn’t know the way. With this simple and understandable guide, any mortal can raise […]Read More

7 ways to get rid of a body in the

We didn’t say that you did it, but it is better to get rid of it fast. And no, we’re not talking about your excess weight. 1. Reeds A bank of every river has its own reeds. We know this because we’ve seen it in a few movies. They will hide everything except prophets in […]Read More