You may not have time to enjoy the memories of this vacation, but maybe your next of kin will be able to tell about it in the obituary
You always wanted to visit Sicily, but suddenly realized you had a knife stuck in your neck?
Have you always dreamed of taking your family on a cruise in the Caribbean but to your huge surprise you woke up without kidneys?
Here are the hottest destinations for the next ten minutes, and it doesn’t even cost much.
1. Stairwell
Available, close, and always full of cigarette butts.
If you want to stay optimistic, then you can only step up from here. Make your way to the top.
2. Living room of your next door neighbors
It is said that the grass is always greener on the other side. This is an opportunity to see if this is true.
And who knows, if they are at home maybe they can call an ambulance.
3. The view from the window
If you are lucky (relatively speaking) and you are in a room with a window, and if you are even luckier and you are close to it, and if you are luckiest and there is a beautiful view from this window, then here you go.
4. The Caribbean
Assuming of course you happen to be in the Caribbean when the worst of all happened.
If not, then it’s really not your day.
5. "The Dog Ate My News" website
We are always available.
In the last few minutes smile enjoy a wide range of articles with rich, engaging, intelligent content and most importantly very very false.
We even have an article on amazing places you have to visit before you die today.
Recommended.
6. Hospital
A crowded place, dramatic in a bad way, creates a life and death atmosphere right from the beginning, and always smells like bleach.
And who knows, with proper care, you will even travel in the distant future to more hospitals.
7. Toilet
Available anywhere, at home or outside, and in the last minutes of your life there really is no need to be picky.
You can sit back, relax, and let go. Just let go.
That others will clean it later.
8. Afterlife
This is the irrevocable (truly irrevocable) invitation to see if everything you have heard of is indeed true, and most importantly, which religion was right.
Wouldn’t it be funny you prayed for the wrong god all this time?
