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7 ways to get rid of a body in the river

We didn't say that you did it, but it is better to get rid of it fast. And no, we're not talking about your excess weight.

1. Reeds

A bank of every river has its own reeds. We know this because we’ve seen it in a few movies. They will hide everything except prophets in a basket.

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2. Near a wolf den

If there is a wolf den living by the river, they will make the deceased disappear forever. It’s called brunch.

It is recommended to maintain a safe range of 3-4 kilometers, so that you won’t join it as a last course.

3. In the current

If anyone finds the deceased, it will be far from you, and the noise of running water will confuse the talented detectives.

Just make sure that this is not a seasonal stream.

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4. Under a rock

It is heavy, it is large, and it is as strong as a rock.

Not every river has rocks, so if necessary gravel stones can do the job too.

5. Near the other bodies

In a row, column, or stack. For your consideration and your wild imagination.

Just be careful not to get caught in the act. Such cases have a tendency to get to the news.

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6. Fish food

The river is basically a large aquarium just without the glass container, the filter equipment, the fake corals and the little treasure chests.

There are fish there and they are hungry. If you find piranha fish, just keep your distance.

7. Nile

The longest river in the world offers you not just one bank, but two! 4,132 kilometers of sheer pleasure, full of hiding places, pits, reeds, and also quite a few Egyptians, Ugandans, Burundians, Eritreans, Tanzans, Sudanese, Chadians, Kenyans and Rwandans, who better not notice you do what you do.



To sum up: getting rid of a body in the river is like watching porn – it is better to do it in private, unless you have a partner with a very open mind.

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