The only thing worse than being preyed upon by kittens is to win the grand prize in the lottery and then be preyed upon by kittens. Bernard S. Hole ended his life last night in a particularly horrific way. It all started when Mr. Hole returned from another day of work as a sand grain […]Read More
Having been scientifically proven to exist, here is the fastest and most effective way to summon Satan just to say hello and thank you for everything. Beelzebub has not payed a visit for a long time, and maybe he just doesn’t know the way. With this simple and understandable guide, any mortal can raise the […]Read More
